Meet Rufus. Rufus is a baby. Rufus has 3 mommies.

Some might say that causes a lot of confusion and identity issues. Some might say that's why Rufus "acts out." Some people don't matter.

Rufus likes to party, and go on adventures.

You get to come along.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

rufus said he heard somewhere that cranberry juice is good for your skin and, I mean, vodka’s probably great for it too right?

rufus said he heard somewhere that cranberry juice is good for your skin and, I mean, vodka’s probably great for it too right?

first ride on a swing (that’s what we told him it was anyway)

first ride on a swing (that’s what we told him it was anyway)

bored waiting for the movie to start, the video game ad is such a tease.

bored waiting for the movie to start, the video game ad is such a tease.

someone got his first taste of wine today…

someone got his first taste of wine today…

but fret no more!  we found him!

but fret no more!  we found him!

we looked all over, we were so worried!

we looked all over, we were so worried!

you guys, the other we had a real scare the other day

you guys, the other we had a real scare the other day

baby’s gotta have the guac

baby’s gotta have the guac

  • Question: When baby grows up, do you think tall boys will be a good place to raise baby? - riotsandhonors
  • Answer:

    well the thing is… rufus has a degenerative disease that causes him to be a baby forever.  so the growing up part won’t happen.  though we haven’t found the best way to him that yet…

    as far as tall boys, yes.  obviously.